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[buzen is out here, doing a handstand. just buzen things. but he'll shift his weight to one hand so he can wave the other at not melt.]

Yo. How's the new day treating you?

[ this is the most dumb jock thing she's ever seen. ]

Still stuck here. Still only McDonald's around. Still only basic and dull merchandise in IKEA.

[yea that's exactly what he is,

but he just makes a face like :O ]

So 'not good', I'm taking it. Ah, sorry to hear it. Can I help at all?

It could be a worse day, but I won't call anything good or great if it's not earned.

[ she has to clarify that she has standards and just won't say things are good just to say it. ]

Unless you're one of this game's NPCs, I doubt you can help too much.

[he nods, still upside down]

I don't know what an NPC is, so I hope I'm not one. But that's too bad... What's stuff you do like, then?

Would getting you some of that make things a little better?

[ she really is meeting a lot of ye oldes or fake ye oldes. ]

Swimming and skating. Combining the two into a composite art form. I'd take the pool if that weirdo isn't still in it like he's living in it.

Oh, Haru-san?

[laughing a little]

Yeah, I guess he likes it a lot - but he also seemed pretty willing to share... Or you could take turns with it?

[ amazing but not surprising he knows immediately who she means. ]

I'll take turns. Not just anyone can watch me practice. It's a special service.

Oohh, okay. Do you wanna check if it's free now? I can keep guard for you so you're not interrupted.

You're really willing to do anything, huh? But sure, let's go.

[ to the pool!! godmods haru into it without nu's permission (no) ]

[HELP wow maybe this is during one of the rare seconds where haru is having a pc somewhere outside of the pool. maybe he's kissing rin. do they even ship rinharu i have so many questions

anyway,]

I just prefer it when people get to do what they like - so of course I wanna help, if I can.

[ i hope he and rin are kissing. i hope they do ship rinharu. maybe i'll ask. ]

How benevolent of you. You'll run yourself ragged.

Whoa, that's a big word... But - will I? I dunno, I feel I'm kinda used to it...

[buzen's main existence is truly emotional support for everyone else,]

Mm, I'll be careful though! I don't want to make anyone worry after me either... Thanks for the warning.

[ it takes a lot of willpower for lambda to not just leave buzen when he says benevolent is a big word. ]

Is your brain made of ice cream? Don't be careful on my account. If you want to run until you can't, I won't stop you.

[but it is.......... that's so many syllables

also he tilts his head at that]

Did I say something bad.... [he got insulted and he's not offended but he also doesn't know what he did,]

Your brain is made of ice cream.

[ as if that explains anything. ]

Eh? I know I'm not very bright but I don't think that's possible even in this human form...

Do you know what a metaphor is?!

[ wait. ]

What are you?

Oh! Yeah. Ame-san likes poetry, he talks about those sometimes.

[his brain is ice cream....... so it's.... sweet and tasty :)

but he just laughs a little]

I'm a tsukumogami. Are you familiar? I feel like I'm explaining it a lot this weekend... it's kind of refreshing.

I meant it a way that's not like poetry.

[ if she knew where his thoughts took the analogy, she'd be so annoyed, but he's safe for now.

she pulls out her phone and looks him up. ]

This makes so much more sense. Yes, I know what that is. I'm similar.... adjacent.

[ kind of. ]

Ahaha, you have a sharp tongue, huh?

[despite that, he doesn't seem to mind. when they approach the gym, he'll just hold the door open for her to step through.]

Similar... adjacent. Can I ask what that means?

[ she walks through the door like that's what she expects everyone to do for her. ]

I'm not as harsh during the summer. [ this is not true, but she doesn't realize that. ] I'm a spirit, too. A divine one.

It is a nice season, isn't it? I feel like it gets too hot to be harsh with anybody.

[imagine buzen being harsh,

but he nods along]

Uwoh! Should I pray to you then?

[does that even fucking work when buzen is also a spirit,]

Being at the pool smooths any harsh edges.

[ would love to see buzen being harsh.

but that makes her stop in surprise and really look at him. huh. no one's ever offered to pray to her before. ]

I don't need your prayers, only your praise and adulation, and your captive attention and wholehearted applause as an audience member if you ever watch me perform. Can you remember that all?

[that makes him laugh]

Why would I have to remember it? If I get a chance to see you perform, I'm sure it'll just be a natural response. Getting to see people in their element is really the best.

[he's really just here to be support!!!]

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