[buzen wouldn't care if itsuki wanted to hold his hand
anyway buzen carries cluelessly on... they're at the mall but he's looking around at everything with a sort of vague sense of curiosity that is fighting hard against his overwhelming disinterest. not enough fast things...]
Hottest? [a glance over at his fellow gou, swinging their hands] Mm, Matsu you gotta get warmer then... You always run cold...
[he really misunderstood this one]
Well, I've been kinda cold lately too, though. It's still winter outside!
[if itsuki was holding both of their hands they would all just be standing in a stupid circle holding hands. perfect for them.
This is so funny though HELP. Making the executive decision that this is also not a particular piece of slang that he's overly familiar with, so he's just like WHAT.]
I don't wish to win anything, though... And I dislike being too hot.
[He likes being the perfect warm cozy temperature! Except for when he's busy soaking up the vibes of a cold dank warehouse.]
[itsuki like that's so weird i don't remember buzen and matsui being this stupid even in my AU memories, wait actually -- they were just idiots in different ways...? anyway, putting AU aside,]
Not hot like the temperature! I meant 'hot' as in attractive. [wow this will clear up absolutely nothing? he glances down at buzen and matsui's interlinked hands, and it's like a lightbulb goes up over his head,]
What about if you could win Buzen, Ma-kun? He's worth competing for, right?
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anyway buzen carries cluelessly on... they're at the mall but he's looking around at everything with a sort of vague sense of curiosity that is fighting hard against his overwhelming disinterest. not enough fast things...]
Hottest? [a glance over at his fellow gou, swinging their hands] Mm, Matsu you gotta get warmer then... You always run cold...
[he really misunderstood this one]
Well, I've been kinda cold lately too, though. It's still winter outside!
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This is so funny though HELP. Making the executive decision that this is also not a particular piece of slang that he's overly familiar with, so he's just like WHAT.]
I don't wish to win anything, though... And I dislike being too hot.
[He likes being the perfect warm cozy temperature! Except for when he's busy soaking up the vibes of a cold dank warehouse.]
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Not hot like the temperature! I meant 'hot' as in attractive. [wow this will clear up absolutely nothing? he glances down at buzen and matsui's interlinked hands, and it's like a lightbulb goes up over his head,]
What about if you could win Buzen, Ma-kun? He's worth competing for, right?
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I'm being talked about when I'm standing right here?
[help]
Ah, it's not a big deal. It doesn't matter to me if I'm won or not, so long as everyone has fun.
[not a hint of ego to be found... the stupidity radiates]
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I'm not certain that I understand the concept of this... event. [Is that what it is. He truly has probably paid like 2% attention to the whole thing.]
What would happen if I were to lose?
[STILL TALKING ABOUT BUZEN LIKE HE'S NOT THERE.]
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You wouldn't be able to be with Buzen.
For a day.