shoebert (not nijisanji)

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[hasteful]

[ !!!!!

he truly is heart eyes over this]

Only if you wanna, Shu-san! But I bet it'd be fun!!

[roseoftexas]

[ me remembering him telling teuta his lungs are bad so he can't do sports and then he spends half the chapters getting people in headlocks and being active. this asshole. i almost typed ashole, i miss you ash

...

[ eeeeeh. what's he gonna do? die? ]

Sure, why not. It's either that or wrestling lions.

[hasteful]

Yeah, let's go!! Do you want to race in the same chariot as me, or are we gonna be rivals?

[he's genuinely okay with either, but for the less sure humans he's

definitely volunteered to be in the same chariot as them for safety reasons,]

[roseoftexas]

Honestly? I don’t know jack about chariots and don’t fancy getting mowed down by one, so I think we’re teammates rather than rivals.

[ listen


he might not spend his days awake worrying about the end of days, but he knows he does not want to be taken down by a chariot ]

[hasteful]

Fufu, you got it, then I'll make sure to keep you safe!

[and then off they go to fucking find a chariot!! hell yea hell yea hell YEA. buzen will literally hop onto one and just beckon shu over to join him]

[roseoftexas]

[ ooh mr gou, ooh. ]

…

[ shu does give the chariot a once over before he climbs onboard. ] This is very different to a car. Or a helicopter.

[ let’s go!!!!! i hope they eat shit ]

[hasteful]

[unfortunately buzen is pretty good at driving.... anything, literally anything, so he's not immediately ruining their odds,

he takes the reins for the horses and just moves to set them going to the starting line]

I haven't gotten to drive either of those yet, Shu-san - but it's okay, we'll adapt!

[roseoftexas]

[ (buzen voice) when i grow up i want to be a motorcycle

shu will just. make sure he has a good grip on the chariot. like, he has this feeling in his gut that he will need it. ]

Well, if we ever come across a helicopter you can give it a try then.