[He has to stare at this for a few moments to register what he thinks it says, not trusting his eyes or his brain for once. There's no way--no, yes. It--
It says BDSM Team.
Slowly, his hand rises to cover his mouth in mortification. He says something expletive, but it comes out in Chinese.]
Do you know how obsessed humans are about sex? They'll never let this go. They'll bring it up every single time and make stupid jokes, or ask even stupider questions and I'm gonna be forced to listen to them.
[PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THEY'RE SOME CRAZY SEX DUNGEON TEAM -- well maybe not sex dungeon.... anyway
HE JUST POINTEDLY LOOKS AT D LIKE HE IS TO BLAME FOR BDSM BUZEN SEX DUNGEON]
[Rang pointedly looks back at where Matsui is gently scolding Buzen the love of his life, and where Buzen is defending humankind not to make weird jokes, and then stares pointedly!! at D!!! YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE (AT OUR OOC BEHEST) D!!
and anyway more importantly, NEXT TIME?? ARE THEY GONNA MAKE ANOTHER TEAM NAME?? NO]
There better not be a next time.
[imagine buzen just being in charge of submitting shit on their behalf from now on]
Buzen could get away with literal murder in this group though wow, hilarious. He doesn't believe people will be so forgiving and he will be proven RIGHT when everyone and their mom comes to roast him about his fuckin team name over the next couple of days, but it's fine.
He will gently smooth Buzen's hair down. To D:] I don't believe that's something to aim for... [He doesn't want people to be afraid of Buzen.......]
He tuts at Rang's cynicism without looking at Rang for it. Honestly, Rang isn't wrong because initially, he was going to say this, but then he thought he would get a similar answer from Matsui that he already got.
Wow! There really are two petty haters on this team.]
It was a cute mistake. Well--maybe not the acronym, but.
[You know. He GUESSES he'll just be labeled a deviant.]
[Buzen really just escaped with his life. He's just nodding at D because yeah! D gets it!]
It's a small mistake. [IS IT.] The important part is how we proceed from here.
[Can you imagine how terrible it'll be if they either get wiped out or win. BDSM TEAM is going to be posted somewhere for either and it's going to be a nightmare.]
[and he'll glance over at D and Rang, assuming they'VE PUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION BEHIND THEM!! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE RIGHT truly his attention span is so tiny.
but he'll give them a big, confident grin]
So I'll be here to support you both through anything! Call on me whenever, okay? I'll come running.
[and a glance over to matsu, knocking their heads together affectionately] And you know you've always got me, Matsu.
[it wasn't CUTE or SMALL? Rang just looks at the ceiling, before meeting Buzen's big ole confident grin with a sigh of his own. okay...... rang like it would be a nightmare if i had to team up with 3 rangs so I should appreciate how everyone is willing to work together, or something.
Only, like, one person has asked him anything about the team name which is so funny, so the whole mishap and conversation is now put behind him. RIP to Rang.
He watches this very sunshine display, glances at Matsui, and then looks away again. He can see. "What is he seeing?" He can see. He looks at Rang.]
You are missing the whole view from above because you are spending so much time complaining instead, Mr. Rang.
[For the record, D thinks the above view is nice, but he also thinks everything below is atrocious because it is a stupid man-made city taking up valuable and beautiful natural space.]
[unfortunately rang has been assigned sadist (he is but that's not the point) by like 50 people so he's still reaping the consequences,]
Whatever. It's not like I'm a newly human sword, or whatever you are.
[(not derogatory) but also still so rude. he's just seen so much already, he is a shitty tired immortal. he watches Matsui and Buzen peer out the windows like the gay couple they are, and for a moment -- feels a burst of sheer envy, that there are still things they've yet to experience, despite being older than him.
but we're not gonna unpack that right now,]
I guess it is a convenient place to erase someone in.
[Maybe for the first time since being here, a genuine severity crosses his face which he directs at Rang.
But all he says is, firmly:] Mr. Lee.
[Which is how it’s obvious he is serious. He watches Rang for a short time, and then it eases away, and he looks out of one of the windows. Do not be rude.]
[Matsui has nothing to say at the moment and appears to be busy looking out the window and enjoying the view!
Except he's absolutely nyeh nyehing at Rang being scolded by D hehehhhEh stupid bitch baby. He turns his face against Buzen to hide his smug asshole expression.]
[Rang slouches further in his chair, meeting D's look, and keeping his eyes on him even when he looks away. He's interested in that reaction, he thought he wouldn't get any? (itsuki voice) the limits exist only so we can break them.]
Some of them have a prom to get back to. That's reason enough to risk it all.
[it's hard to tell just by the tone of his voice if he's joking or not,]
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[He has to stare at this for a few moments to register what he thinks it says, not trusting his eyes or his brain for once. There's no way--no, yes. It--
It says BDSM Team.
Slowly, his hand rises to cover his mouth in mortification. He says something expletive, but it comes out in Chinese.]
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He just gently touches Buzen's hand and shows his phone, which is just Libby saying It has sexual implications.]
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buzen will look at matsui's phone and just blandly:]
Oh, that's probably embarrassing to some people, huh.
[WHILE NOT LOOKING EMBARRASSED AT ALL]
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[PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THEY'RE SOME CRAZY SEX DUNGEON TEAM -- well maybe not sex dungeon.... anyway
HE JUST POINTEDLY LOOKS AT D LIKE HE IS TO BLAME FOR BDSM BUZEN SEX DUNGEON]
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His hand falls away, though his expression is still horrified.]
It’s true, Mr. Rang is—
[WHY is he being looked at like this?!? He almost said Rang was right, only to be blamed.
The horror twists into indignation, and he gives Rang a look back.]
It’s not my fault!
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He texts something back and then reaches up to tug some of Buzen's hair. It's gentle, at least...]
Take more care next time.
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[he's tugged and then just laughing lightly about it, expression turning sheepish]
I could've sworn I got it in right... [don't believe him,] Mm, sorry for the trouble! If anyone asks, you can blame me - it's the truth, after all.
It's not like we blades know anything about that sort of thing... so people should drop it after they realize it's an accident, right?
[he's so generous and stupid]
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and anyway more importantly, NEXT TIME?? ARE THEY GONNA MAKE ANOTHER TEAM NAME?? NO]
There better not be a next time.
[imagine buzen just being in charge of submitting shit on their behalf from now on]
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It’s so funny how swift the annoyed glare he’s giving Rang melts away when he glances at Matsui and Buzen.
Unfortunately, Buzen is a sword and not a stinky human, so he cannot be mad at Buzen for the mishap. Hilarious.]
If there is a next time, we will help you. You did your best. Maybe it will work in our favor and people will be afraid of us.
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Buzen could get away with literal murder in this group though wow, hilarious. He doesn't believe people will be so forgiving and he will be proven RIGHT when everyone and their mom comes to roast him about his fuckin team name over the next couple of days, but it's fine.
He will gently smooth Buzen's hair down. To D:] I don't believe that's something to aim for... [He doesn't want people to be afraid of Buzen.......]
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anyway, leaning into Matsui’s touch]
Mm! I’ll wait for the group.
[next time :) ]
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Rang like I can sense the group dynamic of everyone supporting Buzen and I'll never be one of those people (for now).]
Our name is too stupid for anyone to be intimidated by it.
[except for maybe livio]
Better for everyone to underestimate us instead. We'll tell people Buzen made a mistake, and they'll think it's cute or whatever.
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He tuts at Rang's cynicism without looking at Rang for it. Honestly, Rang isn't wrong because initially, he was going to say this, but then he thought he would get a similar answer from Matsui that he already got.
Wow! There really are two petty haters on this team.]
It was a cute mistake. Well--maybe not the acronym, but.
[You know. He GUESSES he'll just be labeled a deviant.]
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It's a small mistake. [IS IT.] The important part is how we proceed from here.
[Can you imagine how terrible it'll be if they either get wiped out or win. BDSM TEAM is going to be posted somewhere for either and it's going to be a nightmare.]
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[and he'll glance over at D and Rang, assuming they'VE PUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION BEHIND THEM!! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE RIGHT truly his attention span is so tiny.
but he'll give them a big, confident grin]
So I'll be here to support you both through anything! Call on me whenever, okay? I'll come running.
[and a glance over to matsu, knocking their heads together affectionately] And you know you've always got me, Matsu.
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instead,]
Are we there yet?
[he wants......... cake :///]
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Only, like, one person has asked him anything about the team name which is so funny, so the whole mishap and conversation is now put behind him. RIP to Rang.
He watches this very sunshine display, glances at Matsui, and then looks away again. He can see. "What is he seeing?" He can see. He looks at Rang.]
You are missing the whole view from above because you are spending so much time complaining instead, Mr. Rang.
[For the record, D thinks the above view is nice, but he also thinks everything below is atrocious because it is a stupid man-made city taking up valuable and beautiful natural space.]
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[HIS SWEET DEPENDABLE RELIABLE PERFECT BUZEEEEEEEN!!! He just leans against him, turning his attention briefly to one of the many viewing points.]
...It's a nice way of looking at this place, isn't it?
[He can't imagine anyone would dislike the view. Except for D who's busy being misanthropic.]
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[swords love high places... but buzen just grins easily in return, admiring the view below]
I wonder how much of this we'll get to explore - seven weeks, they said? So guess we'll see.
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Whatever. It's not like I'm a newly human sword, or whatever you are.
[(not derogatory) but also still so rude. he's just seen so much already, he is a shitty tired immortal. he watches Matsui and Buzen peer out the windows like the gay couple they are, and for a moment -- feels a burst of sheer envy, that there are still things they've yet to experience, despite being older than him.
but we're not gonna unpack that right now,]
I guess it is a convenient place to erase someone in.
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But all he says is, firmly:] Mr. Lee.
[Which is how it’s obvious he is serious. He watches Rang for a short time, and then it eases away, and he looks out of one of the windows. Do not be rude.]
Miss Aika said more was to come at a later time.
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Except he's absolutely nyeh nyehing at Rang being scolded by D hehehhhEh stupid bitch baby. He turns his face against Buzen to hide his smug asshole expression.]
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Buzen doesn’t know what Matsui is doing but he’ll pet his hair idly as a reflex anyway? his Matsu…
he’ll look in the direction of the other two and smile, easy-going, not bothered at all. he doesn’t mind the rudeness…]
More teams will be coming, too. I do wonder how much they’ll all be willing to risk for the sake of their revival.
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Some of them have a prom to get back to. That's reason enough to risk it all.
[it's hard to tell just by the tone of his voice if he's joking or not,]
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People have their own reasons for going back. [Even prom, you dingleberry.] Though I wonder if some might not want to.
[He looks at Rang, then at the swords in turn, but does not look at any of them in particular.]
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