[buzen loves canal racing - he's really out here weaving around the other slow boats that are just trying to live their life but he's like nO THIS IS A RACE TRACK]
Fuhahaha, thanks Yuzu-san! I'm not gonna let some shadow beat me!
[sometimes you're crazy competitive over one specific thing]
[ NO ROMANTIC GONdOLA RIdES FOR EVERYONE THIS IS A dERBY NOW ]
That's right! You're the strongest and fastest there ever was!
[ he makes a sharp turn (are there even any) and she nearly gets thrown off the boat into the water, but she flattens herself on the deck in time, like full starfish pose ]
[this is so funny - BUT HE'LL ACCEPT!! so he will just continue to steer their gondola to go even faster, and he'll also just add a little burst of Drift Aura to get them to speed ahead of the other gondola]
Careful not to fall off!!
[he says this and then just fucking careens through another turn]
buzen startles before just outright fucking abandoning the entire goddamn race and gondola (which is still going so fast, help) and diving in after her???????/ HELP]
hilariously buzen doesn't really think twice - if someone is calling for him then he's automatically going to help? he'll swim right over to her then, moving to help buoy her so that they aren't sinking into the canal]
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Fuhahaha, thanks Yuzu-san! I'm not gonna let some shadow beat me!
[sometimes you're crazy competitive over one specific thing]
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That's right! You're the strongest and fastest there ever was!
[ he makes a sharp turn (are there even any) and she nearly gets thrown off the boat into the water, but she flattens herself on the deck in time, like full starfish pose ]
Whew. Faster!
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Careful not to fall off!!
[he says this and then just fucking careens through another turn]
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Don't worry—
[ i rolled a 5 so she fukken falls off with a yelp
SPLASH! ]
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help
buzen startles before just outright fucking abandoning the entire goddamn race and gondola (which is still going so fast, help) and diving in after her???????/ HELP]
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[ glug glug ] Buzen! Help!
[ ftr
she knows how to swim. ]
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hilariously buzen doesn't really think twice - if someone is calling for him then he's automatically going to help? he'll swim right over to her then, moving to help buoy her so that they aren't sinking into the canal]
Whoa - I've got you, Yuzu-san!
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[ anyway she lets herself get buoyed away to safety! he's so good, help. ]
You're my hero, Buzen...!
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but he's just going to go ahead and swim them over to the canal edge so that they don't get mowed over by a boat]
You're exaggerating, Yuzu-san. I'm glad you're safe, though.
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Thanks, Buzen. Aww, our clothes are all wet now...
[ Wet ]
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wince a little]
I can't even offer you my jacket when I'm in the same boat...
[BOYFRIEND INSTINCTS... NERFED!!!]
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I appreciate the thought anyway. [ ... ] It's too bad about your race...
[ little does she know, this week's mini-event will be mg olympics ]
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laughs at that]
Ah, it's okay. I'm pretty sure we already won a while back. [did they?] At least, we were definitely having the most fun.
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[ they definitely won (their boat is crashed somewhere) they are the winners ]
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[and he'll just
reach out with both of his hands for a double hi5 even though they're both soaking wet]
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he just laughs]
You have a lot of enthusiasm for these kinds of things, Yuzu-san. Did you get to have a lot of adventures back home too?
Though I know that ninjas probably have a lot of missions and stuff they have to do, too...
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she just smiles. ]
Nothing as fun as this, I promise.