[The way this is written just makes it seem like Matsui magically manifests anywhere that Buzen is... But yeah of course he is??? Why would he not be holding Buzen's hand even in front of Itsuki's salad????
He's just sort of glancing around but in the distracted way of someone who isn't really paying attention to their surroundings.]
Are you meant to plan out what to wear so far in advance...?
[buzen wouldn't care if itsuki wanted to hold his hand
anyway buzen carries cluelessly on... they're at the mall but he's looking around at everything with a sort of vague sense of curiosity that is fighting hard against his overwhelming disinterest. not enough fast things...]
Hottest? [a glance over at his fellow gou, swinging their hands] Mm, Matsu you gotta get warmer then... You always run cold...
[he really misunderstood this one]
Well, I've been kinda cold lately too, though. It's still winter outside!
[if itsuki was holding both of their hands they would all just be standing in a stupid circle holding hands. perfect for them.
This is so funny though HELP. Making the executive decision that this is also not a particular piece of slang that he's overly familiar with, so he's just like WHAT.]
I don't wish to win anything, though... And I dislike being too hot.
[He likes being the perfect warm cozy temperature! Except for when he's busy soaking up the vibes of a cold dank warehouse.]
[itsuki like that's so weird i don't remember buzen and matsui being this stupid even in my AU memories, wait actually -- they were just idiots in different ways...? anyway, putting AU aside,]
Not hot like the temperature! I meant 'hot' as in attractive. [wow this will clear up absolutely nothing? he glances down at buzen and matsui's interlinked hands, and it's like a lightbulb goes up over his head,]
What about if you could win Buzen, Ma-kun? He's worth competing for, right?
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anyway - ]
Nope.
[you think? buzen? thinks???? about anything???????]
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He's just sort of glancing around but in the distracted way of someone who isn't really paying attention to their surroundings.]
Are you meant to plan out what to wear so far in advance...?
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Honestly, it depends? But the more special the occasion, the better it is to decide.
[he pauses, feeling perhaps the deja vu of having had this conversation before? For another special event? Anyway]
Plus, the auction's all about appearances! You can only win if you're the hottest one there.
[no......]
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anyway buzen carries cluelessly on... they're at the mall but he's looking around at everything with a sort of vague sense of curiosity that is fighting hard against his overwhelming disinterest. not enough fast things...]
Hottest? [a glance over at his fellow gou, swinging their hands] Mm, Matsu you gotta get warmer then... You always run cold...
[he really misunderstood this one]
Well, I've been kinda cold lately too, though. It's still winter outside!
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This is so funny though HELP. Making the executive decision that this is also not a particular piece of slang that he's overly familiar with, so he's just like WHAT.]
I don't wish to win anything, though... And I dislike being too hot.
[He likes being the perfect warm cozy temperature! Except for when he's busy soaking up the vibes of a cold dank warehouse.]
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Not hot like the temperature! I meant 'hot' as in attractive. [wow this will clear up absolutely nothing? he glances down at buzen and matsui's interlinked hands, and it's like a lightbulb goes up over his head,]
What about if you could win Buzen, Ma-kun? He's worth competing for, right?
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I'm being talked about when I'm standing right here?
[help]
Ah, it's not a big deal. It doesn't matter to me if I'm won or not, so long as everyone has fun.
[not a hint of ego to be found... the stupidity radiates]
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I'm not certain that I understand the concept of this... event. [Is that what it is. He truly has probably paid like 2% attention to the whole thing.]
What would happen if I were to lose?
[STILL TALKING ABOUT BUZEN LIKE HE'S NOT THERE.]
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You wouldn't be able to be with Buzen.
For a day.