mutually assured destruction

[hasteful]

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[hasteful]

Sure? It'd be like wearing a costume...

[he's gonna larp matsu just watch]

[sanguinary]

[DON'T JUST LARP HIM.]

Like another performance? [There's a little bit of wistfulness, but fortunately he no longer inflicts his emotions on Buzen about it.] I'll have to find you something good, then.

[hasteful]

If you want to - let's get yours first, though. You should be able to change sooner than later.

[if he actually hates his outfit so much!]

[sanguinary]

[He does it holds too many bad memories. He will throw it away forever, goodbye.]

Mm, alright... That shouldn't be hard.

[He likes everything he sets his eyes on it's terrible. As they're wandering, he tends to stop in front of things that are either solidly black or solidly white, and things that button up over everything from wrist to neck. The ruffles and lace... Uwa... He gently touches a few frilly blouses and sleeve cuffs as he goes.]

[hasteful]

[wow.... it all seems so delicate and buzen is afraid to touch any of it. all these little pieces....]

... you really cover up, huh Matsu?

[HE JUST NOTICED]

[sanguinary]

[Buzen out here like I'M GONNA BREAK THE LOLITA CLOTHES. Fair honestly he might, there is so much lace.]

Hm? [Glancing down at himself. He is covered head to toe, as usual.] ...I suppose so... It's what I find comfortable.

[Only Buzen gets to see his cursed human form.]

[hasteful]

[HE MIGHT!!!! HE'S JUST A GUY!!!! but buzen just hums faintly at that... he'll rest his chin on matsui's shoulder as he looks over the clothes]

I guess I never noticed...





It's harder to surprise attack you.

[stop]

[sanguinary]

[Buzen is so perfect and amazing and wonderful even when he's talking about SURPRISE ATTACKING HIM.]

I don't want to be surprise attacked.

[Guess he will have to stay in a state of perpetual Victorian dress for all eternity. Anyway he'll finally start picking some things off of the racks and passing them over...]

[hasteful]

I dunno, I feel like sometimes you might enjoy it.

[but he'll go to take those items now! he'll happily fulfill the boyfriend coatrack service



and then SNEAK ATTACK as he leans over to bite at matsui's ear]

[sanguinary]

[YELPING IN SURPRISE not him almost reflexively moving to elbow Buzen about it but stopping himself at the last second.]

--Buzen!?

[DON'T BITE HIM IN FRONT OF ALL THESE NICE CLOTHES.]

[hasteful]

Were you surprised?

[stop larping tsuru]

[sanguinary]

[STOP LARPING TSURU STOP LARPING TSURU WHY IS HE ALWAYS HAUNTED BY TSURUMARU KUNINAGA. Fortunately he's not the kind of person who'd just pinch Buzen's nose shut about this, unlike Kashuu.]

Yes! My blood is in a disarray...

[DISTRAUGHT. PLACING A HAND OVER HIS HEART.]

[hasteful]

[HEHE

Buzen is just amused at this, laughing as he comes back in to muzzle matsui’s cheek]

Good! That’s better for your heart, or something.

It’s just been a little while since I bit you…

[so it’s a

surprise attack treat]

[sanguinary]

[A SURPRISE ATTACK TREAT THAT'S KILLING HIM SOFTLY.]

I don't know that it's better for my heart... [PATTING HIS CHEST.] --Did you miss biting me that much, or do you think I miss being bitten that much?

[Because he was too busy being crushed by the weight of Buzen's absence to miss being bitten specifically but now that the misery bog has lifted, he retroactively misses it.]

[hasteful]

Um.... what's the difference. [he's so stupid] Both, I guess?

[he'll briefly kiss the part of matsui's ear that he bit before pulling away]

I just wanted to give you something you like.

[sanguinary]

[HE'S SO STUPID AND SOOOOOO CUTE HE'S JUST THE BEST NOOOOOOO Matsui presses a hand below his nose and tilts his head back a little because he can feel a nosebleed coming on from the sheer force of his affection but he is NOT about to bleed on the carpet of this nice store.]

...Thank you. It was a lovely gift, even if it surprised me.

[TSURUMARU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE HERE but his heart is so warm and fond and full of adoration that he will truly forgive anything.

THEIR SHOPPING.......]

[hasteful]

[HELP buzen will pat matsui's back as he sTRUGGLES against this incoming nosebleed]

You're welcome. I can bite you more when we're back if you want.

Let's get your clothes first though, before we start thinking about getting you out of them.

[this isn't a line it's just a fact but it sounds like a line]

[sanguinary]

[BUZENNNNNNN. His nose is definitely bleeding now but it's fine he'll just deal in the middle of this fancyass store full of very white clothing.]

Yes. [JUST YES.] What I've picked is enough to start, we can go try it on.

[He really said "I'm so looking forward to this shopping trip" and then immediately abandoned it.]

[hasteful]

[MATSUI YOUR FUCKING NOSEBLEED,]

Okay?

[BUZEN HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON WHILE THE SPIRIT OF HORNY IS KNOCKING OUT MATSUI he'll just head toward the dressing room....]

Am I going in with you? Or do I wait?

[sanguinary]

[THE SPIRIT CAN'T MOVE HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF ANGELIQUE LAPIN. He shakes his head so fuckin violently as if Buzen has just suggested something that would make him implode (it would).]

Wait! You wait. You can wait.

[The way he can't even grab the clothes and flee yet because he only has one hand.]

[hasteful]

Oh, I guess I'm waiting.

[



but he will also look at matsui's hand situation,]

Do you want me to put the clothes in the room for you?

[sanguinary]

...Yes, please.

[He is so tired of spirit and soul.]

[hasteful]

[snorts a little and then darts ahead to do just that - ]

Sure thing, Matsu.

[delicately hangs all this lace and stuff in the dressing room before coming back out and holding the door open for matsui

his free hand holds out his arm banner]

Need to wipe your nose?

[sanguinary]

Thank you...

[He will delicately dab at his nose and also wipe his paw on Buzen's fucking arm banner for the 500th time HELP...

Then he vanishes into the changing room door where there's a lot of rustling fabric noises and general sounds of someone struggling to get into something fuckin frilly.

When he steps out again, he is fashionably gothloli. Imagine this but in black. He's just a Victorian widow.]

--What do you think...?

[hasteful]

[do they even have a fucking laundromat here oh well he'll wash it by hand if he has to

anyway buzen will just wait outside, humming along to whatever song is playing. he needs one of those boyfriend seats that are designated for people who wait for the person changing... but when matsui steps out, his expression just softens]

You look good in anything to me, Matsu.

But if it's something you like, then I like it even more.