I don't know that I would classify him as battle-crazy...
[He doesn't know how to classify Rang outside of a FREAK... Also listen. Buzen has come up so often in his conversations, it was only a matter of time before someone said something about him. Unfortunately it was Lambda and unfortunately she's on his shitlist now.]
Why wouldn't I talk about you? [HELLO.] You move too much for any decent nap, anyway. But if I asked you to take a nap with me in a coffin, as long as it was in the sun and the lid was off, you would, wouldn't you?
Oh! Yeah, I've talked to him. I like him - but he did wonder if we were natural enemies.
[but buzen is just laughing about it, so he clearly wasn't threatened.... help.]
Mm... Honestly, Matsu - the most important thing to me in a team is that you're comfortable. [since he knows that matsui takes a little longer to warm up to people, compared to buzen who'd just say yes to fucking anybody,] So you can pick where we go, if you're alright with it.
[BINCH. He also isn't threatened by Rang because he's a moron, but he dislikes that because of course he does. No one is Buzen's natural enemy because Buzen is perfect, he'll hit Rang with a bowling ball.
The rest of that makes him feel just a little guilty, though... Buzen is such a free-roaming spirit?? But he's considerate enough to leave it to him even though he's colder and cagier and just all around less pleasant...]
...Mm. Alright. We can talk about it, then... Have you met Shenhe yet?
[Hilariously she's on the fast track for becoming one of his favorites here.]
Something about sword spirits being meant to serve humans, but he doesn't care for them like we do, even though he's a gumiho. So maybe we shouldn't work together? I dunno - I didn't really get it.
[because buzen doesn't think he has any natural enemies sdlkjfsdf he'S REALLY far too easy-going.
at the mention of shenhe though, his whole expression lights up]
Yeah! Also - she gave me this!! [he just
pulls out a fucking green hot wheels car out of his pocket i'm screaming. THIS IS NOW HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION]
Isn't it the best thing you've ever seen, Matsu?!
[matsui: skilled fighter buzen: hOT WHEELS HOT WHEELS HOT WHEELS]
Haha, right? I don't know how much he'd like being on a team with me though, since he said I'm the type of person he likes least. But if you like him, maybe we can make it work.
[it's not even tru bc yaywon said it's actually the type rang is weak to but he lies about things and buzen will always believe his lies (pterodactyl scream) and unfortunately i have to prove her right... buzen believes him entirely and just doesn't want to inconvenience this guy,
regardless he'll pull away from matsui officially now just so he can demonstrate how the car runs against his palm, turny wheels and everything.... help,]
Yeah! It doesn't have an engine, but it rolls! We played a treasure hunt together - so she gave me this, and then I gave her another shark. So now all three of us have sharks.
[THE WAY THESE SHARKS ARE JUST BEING HANDED OUT LIKE GIFTS,]
[HELP ME THE WAY MATSUI IMMEDIATELY DECIDES HE DOESN'T LIKE RANG BECAUSE RANG SAID HE DOESN'T LIKE BUZEN (that's not what he said) BECAUSE RANG SAID HE DOESN'T LIKE BUZEN--]
I don't. [AAAAAAA THE WAY HE JUST SAYS THIS SO FLATLY. NOT LIKE THIS. YAYWON I'M SO SORRY. HE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER ADDING ANYTHING ELSE TO THAT HE JUST SAYS no AND THEN CHANGES THE TOPIC.
But he'll just watch Buzen vroom his little plastic toy car around on his hand... ALSO HELP. If they get D they're going to have to give him a shark, too.]
I see... Those do seem like very good treasures to find. [A nod. He loves Dash and Homo and whoever Shenhe's shark is!] This one for you, especially.
[FUCKING HELP ME THIS TSUNDERE JUST ENDED UP ON MATSUI'S SHITLIST BECAUSE HE WASN'T HONEST ABOUT LIKING BUZEN ALDSKJFADF THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYYY yaywon when you find this pc i'm sorry we love you we can still save this maybe,,
but he just laughs at that]
Right? It was really nice of her to let me keep it. But what were we talking about? Oh yeah, teams - yeah, Shen-san and Hika-san are both nice!
[MAYBE WE CAN STILL SAVE THIS. WE WILL SEE. GODSPEED RANG. Matsui still likes Lambda less at least.
Anyway he just nods at this because yeah! He likes both of them well enough, in that distant sort of way that he tends to enjoy people as concepts and abstract existences.]
Mm... D as well. He has a totetsu, have you met them?
[Wild stuff... The way he picks up on things quickly and already knew a good handful from 21st century osmosis but he still had no fuckin clue how to like a post.]
Mm... It's a little overwhelming. [Matsui was overwhelmed for other, unrelated reasons, which is probably why the technology and McDs nuggies haven't shooketh him to his core. He can understand it, though.]
Yeah, definitely! To be honest, they figure out I’m struggling a long time before I even notice.
[they really take pity on his pretty but stupid ass,,]
I dunno, Matsu… I’ve just been running into a lot of really kind people here. I guess it’s why even if we end up working in teams and stuff, I hope we figure out a way to let everyone win.
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Oh, okay. Well, I guess there's always battle-crazy people. [HE HAS NO IDEA IT'S RANG,
but also he's confused by the second part,,]
Me? Why are you talking about me? Even I haven't thought about where I'd nap.
[AND IMAGINE TRYING TO DEBATE IT WITH MATSUI, RESIDENT BUZEN FANCLUB PRESIDENT (KOTEGIRI CO-PRESIDENT)]
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[He doesn't know how to classify Rang outside of a FREAK... Also listen. Buzen has come up so often in his conversations, it was only a matter of time before someone said something about him. Unfortunately it was Lambda and unfortunately she's on his shitlist now.]
Why wouldn't I talk about you? [HELLO.] You move too much for any decent nap, anyway. But if I asked you to take a nap with me in a coffin, as long as it was in the sun and the lid was off, you would, wouldn't you?
[WHY!!!!]
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[he's asking just because he's curious.
also without even hesitating:] And yeah.
[JUST!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!]
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[Just doxxes his murder-lovin' ass.]
...Though he's also a spirit, and so may understand certain things better than others.
[No one's asked Rang to be on a team yet... It's tragic.
Anyway he just nods at that yeah because yeah! HE FUCKING KNOWS IT TAKE THAT LAMBDA YOU LIL SHIT.]
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[but buzen is just laughing about it, so he clearly wasn't threatened.... help.]
Mm... Honestly, Matsu - the most important thing to me in a team is that you're comfortable. [since he knows that matsui takes a little longer to warm up to people, compared to buzen who'd just say yes to fucking anybody,] So you can pick where we go, if you're alright with it.
I trust you.
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[BINCH. He also isn't threatened by Rang because he's a moron, but he dislikes that because of course he does. No one is Buzen's natural enemy because Buzen is perfect, he'll hit Rang with a bowling ball.
The rest of that makes him feel just a little guilty, though... Buzen is such a free-roaming spirit?? But he's considerate enough to leave it to him even though he's colder and cagier and just all around less pleasant...]
...Mm. Alright. We can talk about it, then... Have you met Shenhe yet?
[Hilariously she's on the fast track for becoming one of his favorites here.]
She and Hikari both have experience with weapons.
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[because buzen doesn't think he has any natural enemies sdlkjfsdf he'S REALLY far too easy-going.
at the mention of shenhe though, his whole expression lights up]
Yeah! Also - she gave me this!! [he just
pulls out a fucking green hot wheels car out of his pocket i'm screaming. THIS IS NOW HIS MOST PRIZED POSSESSION]
Isn't it the best thing you've ever seen, Matsu?!
[matsui: skilled fighter
buzen: hOT WHEELS HOT WHEELS HOT WHEELS]
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[He really just said "yeah checks" in more words. WHAT IS HE SO RUDE FOR HE BARELY KNOWS THE GUY.
Anyway he's distracted from Rang by this tiny little car because ??? HELLO. THIS IS SO FUNNY. SHENHE. She really is out here doing the most.]
Ah-- Is that a small car? [WHY IS IT IN HIS POC- actually yeah that also checks.] Does it work?
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[it's not even tru bc yaywon said it's actually the type rang is weak to but he lies about things and buzen will always believe his lies (pterodactyl scream) and unfortunately i have to prove her right... buzen believes him entirely and just doesn't want to inconvenience this guy,
regardless he'll pull away from matsui officially now just so he can demonstrate how the car runs against his palm, turny wheels and everything.... help,]
Yeah! It doesn't have an engine, but it rolls! We played a treasure hunt together - so she gave me this, and then I gave her another shark. So now all three of us have sharks.
[THE WAY THESE SHARKS ARE JUST BEING HANDED OUT LIKE GIFTS,]
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I don't. [AAAAAAA THE WAY HE JUST SAYS THIS SO FLATLY. NOT LIKE THIS. YAYWON I'M SO SORRY. HE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER ADDING ANYTHING ELSE TO THAT HE JUST SAYS no AND THEN CHANGES THE TOPIC.
But he'll just watch Buzen vroom his little plastic toy car around on his hand... ALSO HELP. If they get D they're going to have to give him a shark, too.]
I see... Those do seem like very good treasures to find. [A nod. He loves Dash and Homo and whoever Shenhe's shark is!] This one for you, especially.
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[FUCKING HELP ME THIS TSUNDERE JUST ENDED UP ON MATSUI'S SHITLIST BECAUSE HE WASN'T HONEST ABOUT LIKING BUZEN ALDSKJFADF THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYYY yaywon when you find this pc i'm sorry we love you we can still save this maybe,,
but he just laughs at that]
Right? It was really nice of her to let me keep it. But what were we talking about? Oh yeah, teams - yeah, Shen-san and Hika-san are both nice!
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Anyway he just nods at this because yeah! He likes both of them well enough, in that distant sort of way that he tends to enjoy people as concepts and abstract existences.]
Mm... D as well. He has a totetsu, have you met them?
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Oh yeah! We fell onto the bowling alley. It was funny.
[help,]
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...How did you fall onto the alley? It isn't terribly slick.
[IT IS THOUGH??]
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[i rolled a 4 so no one's allowed to get mad at me for nearly taking out buzen's fingers]
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[They both learned lessons at the bowling alley... BUZEN'S FINGIES THOUGH DAMN.]
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[now he just wants to know,]
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...I may have dented the floor. [...] I may have also dented the tool that drops the pins into position.
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laughing
he's totally cracking up this is so funny to him]
Whoa!! Way to leave your mark, Matsu!!
[STOP BEING SO SUPPORTIVE]
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I wasn't aware that you were meant to roll them...
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Yeah! It's a weird game! And the music they play doesn't fit at all! I definitely thought it'd be more like a combat thing.
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[He spent so much time trying to find speakers so he could destroy them because he otherwise enjoyed the dark vibes of the bowling alley...]
The game itself... I'm not overly fond of it, either. But at least it gives people something to do if they feel restless.
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We don’t get much time in the modern era so…
[wild stuff!]
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Mm... It's a little overwhelming. [Matsui was overwhelmed for other, unrelated reasons, which is probably why the technology and McDs nuggies haven't shooketh him to his core. He can understand it, though.]
Are others offering help where you ask for it?
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[they really take pity on his pretty but stupid ass,,]
I dunno, Matsu… I’ve just been running into a lot of really kind people here. I guess it’s why even if we end up working in teams and stuff, I hope we figure out a way to let everyone win.
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