[This is literally the most stupid thing in the world. Matsui can't even look at him because he's trying to keep his blood in his head, but that's probably a good thing because he'd just be making some terrible embarrassing face.
HE'S STILL MAKING ONE. IT'S JUST HIDDEN BY THIS BANNER. THE BANNER CAN'T HIDE HIS TERRIBLE WORDS, THOUGH.]
...If it's you, I don't mind.
[If anyone else bit him he'd have to commit murder.]
it’s soooo stupid because matsui is out here having an M crisis and buzen just thinks that this is another fun funny thing to play a game with. because matsui is embarrassed at the same time that buzen has found a new way to make matsui happy… danger]
Ehhh, really? Then what if I…
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he ducks his head and playfully chomps - not actually, it’s more just like the barely there imprint of teeth - over matsui’s pulse point on his neck because SOMEONE said it’s time to be a MENACE
MATSUI IS PUTTING THE M IN BDSM AND BUZEN IS SO CLUELESS ABOUT ITTTTT]
[THIS IS THE BEST AND ALSO THE WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE. He uses literally his entire week's worth of self-restraint in holding himself back from reflexively asking Buzen to bite until he bleeds because he KNOWS BUZEN WON'T LIKE HEARING THAT BUT HOLY SHIT IT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT THING HE'S DONE ALL DAY.
He's metaphorically wheezing and just kind of half-laugh, half-gasps as he attempts to GENTLY MOVE BUZEN'S HEAD AWAY... Like just sort of tugging on his ear with his free hand please let him live. His heart is beating too fast, Buzen probably feels this because his mouth is right by his pulse point, but this is fine, he's ignoring it. His nose is bleeding so badly now. RIP to Buzen's banner.]
Buzen—! All of my blood is going to leave my body if you aren't careful...
meanwhile buzen has no idea what's going on, he just thinks this reaction is funny. he lets himself be tugged because he's not that mean, but where his mouth was a second ago, his free hand will go to lightly press fingertips against matsui's pulse - just to make sure he wasn't imagining how fast his heart was beating.
there's a little bit of a confused tint in buzen's gaze, but he smiles nonetheless.]
If I'm not careful? I don't get what you mean, Matsu. I've never really thought about a sword that likes to be bitten...
[but he's still just teasing, and will shift now so that he's back to comfortably keeping matsui on his lap rather than trying to nip at him.]
Well, at least he's free for the time being. Thank god. Buzen will still feel a fast heartbeat!! Matsui rests his free hand against the back of Buzen's as he checks his pulse, settling carefully into his lap as they just sit on the bottom of this stupidass gondola.]
You don't need to spend too much time thinking about it. In fact, please don't.
[they have to get to the museum eventually but since for once buzen isn't driving, he's chill to just go along for the ride. except it seems like when he's not driving he's just being a total rudeass to matsu.]
Don't? But it seems like something you find fun... and I like giving you what you enjoy.
[BuzeeeeEEEEEEEN HE IS DYING. HIS NOSEBLEED IS NEVER GOING TO STOP AT THIS RATE.]
I know, Buzen. But that's the problem...
[HIS LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES. The boat also probably stopped moving for a bit as Matsui was thoroughly distracted from piloting it, but it lurches forward again after that, moving faster toward the museum so he's fucking free.]
[he's so fucking stupid, even buzen is a little amazed at this recklessness.... but he's also just going to pick matsui right up into his arms so he can
carry him the rest of the way to the museum!!! might as well!]
[NOOOOOOOOO he's pouting a little even though he is literally not making a single fucking move to try standing on his own two feet. In fact, he's making himself very comfortable here.]
If I practice more, I'll be able to do better than that.
[That's not even how these work but he is sure trying(????)]
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[he is so confused but he’s just ???? ]
… do you like biting after all, Matsu…
[why did he say rang’s idea was bad if he likes biting………]
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HE'S STILL MAKING ONE. IT'S JUST HIDDEN BY THIS BANNER. THE BANNER CAN'T HIDE HIS TERRIBLE WORDS, THOUGH.]
...If it's you, I don't mind.
[If anyone else bit him he'd have to commit murder.]
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it’s soooo stupid because matsui is out here having an M crisis and buzen just thinks that this is another fun funny thing to play a game with. because matsui is embarrassed at the same time that buzen has found a new way to make matsui happy… danger]
Ehhh, really? Then what if I…
[
he ducks his head and playfully chomps - not actually, it’s more just like the barely there imprint of teeth - over matsui’s pulse point on his neck because SOMEONE said it’s time to be a MENACE
MATSUI IS PUTTING THE M IN BDSM AND BUZEN IS SO CLUELESS ABOUT ITTTTT]
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He's metaphorically wheezing and just kind of half-laugh, half-gasps as he attempts to GENTLY MOVE BUZEN'S HEAD AWAY... Like just sort of tugging on his ear with his free hand please let him live. His heart is beating too fast, Buzen probably feels this because his mouth is right by his pulse point, but this is fine, he's ignoring it. His nose is bleeding so badly now. RIP to Buzen's banner.]
Buzen—! All of my blood is going to leave my body if you aren't careful...
[He's (para voice) just a little m...]
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meanwhile buzen has no idea what's going on, he just thinks this reaction is funny. he lets himself be tugged because he's not that mean, but where his mouth was a second ago, his free hand will go to lightly press fingertips against matsui's pulse - just to make sure he wasn't imagining how fast his heart was beating.
there's a little bit of a confused tint in buzen's gaze, but he smiles nonetheless.]
If I'm not careful? I don't get what you mean, Matsu. I've never really thought about a sword that likes to be bitten...
[but he's still just teasing, and will shift now so that he's back to comfortably keeping matsui on his lap rather than trying to nip at him.]
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Well, at least he's free for the time being. Thank god. Buzen will still feel a fast heartbeat!! Matsui rests his free hand against the back of Buzen's as he checks his pulse, settling carefully into his lap as they just sit on the bottom of this stupidass gondola.]
You don't need to spend too much time thinking about it. In fact, please don't.
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Don't? But it seems like something you find fun... and I like giving you what you enjoy.
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I know, Buzen. But that's the problem...
[HIS LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE HIS EYES. The boat also probably stopped moving for a bit as Matsui was thoroughly distracted from piloting it, but it lurches forward again after that, moving faster toward the museum so he's fucking free.]
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[HE'S REALLY NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT'S GOING ON, MATSUIIIIIII]
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--Ah, look, the museum is up ahead.
[SPEEDING THEM INTO THE FUCKING SIDE OF THE CANAL and also kind of collapsing a bit because that took a lot of power.]
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literally just going to fucking
catch his matsui in his arms]
.... I could've just started steering, Matsu....
Are you okay? Do you want me to get you something to eat to get your energy back?
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No... I'm fine. Let's just get to the museum...
[So he can collapse on one of the benches and pretend he's paying attention to the displays.]
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[he's so fucking stupid, even buzen is a little amazed at this recklessness.... but he's also just going to pick matsui right up into his arms so he can
carry him the rest of the way to the museum!!! might as well!]
I'm driving next ride.
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If I practice more, I'll be able to do better than that.
[That's not even how these work but he is sure trying(????)]
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Mm! With practice makes perfect, but you're honestly really good at it as is.
Even I get tired if I run for long enough - it's the same idea, right? You must've been sprinting, Matsu.
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Hah... I don't see why you like running until you tire out, if it's like this.
[Said like he doesn't know he's about to wholeass sprint away from Buzen in a day.]
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The journey here was fun, right?
[sure?]
It's like that.
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Mm... Well. I didn't dislike it.
[There sure were some parts he didn't dislike GOD.]
But I think I'll leave the enjoyment of things like that to you.
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but buzen just laughs - ]
Okay. Then leave it to me - next time you can take it easy with the water too.
[at least they made it to the museum now FINALLY buzen is still not putting matsui down as they enter]
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He doesn't have any complaints about not being put down yet though girl help.]
I'll leave it to you, then. [Twist his arm why dontcha...]
--Do you have a favorite room here? You said you've only looked around a little so far, right?
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[simpleton.
but also buzen is walking slower just so matsui has more time to acknowledge all the pieces they wander past. their oldass comrades]
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There is a room with tanks... And one with a cursing parrot.
[He's seen shit in this museum.]
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Did the parrot have a name?
[why is this what he is wants to know]
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Poll, I believe. It belonged to an American president.
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[because now buzen is wandering into an area that has a bunch of weapons, because of course this is where he normally gravitates to]
Let's see, sometimes they're around here...
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