[Rang makes a :/ expression at D when he LOOKS at him LESS POLITELY, but he doesn't bodily jump out the window to an early death, so maybe Rang is fine with... Cooperating.
He was the one who brought up the team name but he doesn't have any strong feelings about it, so sure... BEST TEAM IT IS!!! (it won't be)]
[Still questioning Yaywon's tag about Rang watching the swords.
D is looking from Matsui to Rang, brows furrowing. He glances briefly at Buzen who had put in their name, then looks back at Rang.......... Then just leans right over (he has to lean kind of far since he didn't sit close, so it's rather dramatic) in order to look at Rang's screen to see what the heck is going on.
Rang and D are about to learn true horror together in five seconds.]
[Matsui leans his head against Buzen in return like a little mirror so sorry Rang but they will continue to be gay in front of your extremely ominous salad.
He isn't looking at the profiles yet but that's fine because Libby is letting him know the errors of their ways in realtime. He's quiet for a second after reading this latest text...]
[He has to stare at this for a few moments to register what he thinks it says, not trusting his eyes or his brain for once. There's no way--no, yes. It--
It says BDSM Team.
Slowly, his hand rises to cover his mouth in mortification. He says something expletive, but it comes out in Chinese.]
Do you know how obsessed humans are about sex? They'll never let this go. They'll bring it up every single time and make stupid jokes, or ask even stupider questions and I'm gonna be forced to listen to them.
[PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THEY'RE SOME CRAZY SEX DUNGEON TEAM -- well maybe not sex dungeon.... anyway
HE JUST POINTEDLY LOOKS AT D LIKE HE IS TO BLAME FOR BDSM BUZEN SEX DUNGEON]
[Rang pointedly looks back at where Matsui is gently scolding Buzen the love of his life, and where Buzen is defending humankind not to make weird jokes, and then stares pointedly!! at D!!! YOU BROUGHT HIM HERE (AT OUR OOC BEHEST) D!!
and anyway more importantly, NEXT TIME?? ARE THEY GONNA MAKE ANOTHER TEAM NAME?? NO]
There better not be a next time.
[imagine buzen just being in charge of submitting shit on their behalf from now on]
Buzen could get away with literal murder in this group though wow, hilarious. He doesn't believe people will be so forgiving and he will be proven RIGHT when everyone and their mom comes to roast him about his fuckin team name over the next couple of days, but it's fine.
He will gently smooth Buzen's hair down. To D:] I don't believe that's something to aim for... [He doesn't want people to be afraid of Buzen.......]
He tuts at Rang's cynicism without looking at Rang for it. Honestly, Rang isn't wrong because initially, he was going to say this, but then he thought he would get a similar answer from Matsui that he already got.
Wow! There really are two petty haters on this team.]
It was a cute mistake. Well--maybe not the acronym, but.
[You know. He GUESSES he'll just be labeled a deviant.]
[Buzen really just escaped with his life. He's just nodding at D because yeah! D gets it!]
It's a small mistake. [IS IT.] The important part is how we proceed from here.
[Can you imagine how terrible it'll be if they either get wiped out or win. BDSM TEAM is going to be posted somewhere for either and it's going to be a nightmare.]
[and he'll glance over at D and Rang, assuming they'VE PUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION BEHIND THEM!! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE RIGHT truly his attention span is so tiny.
but he'll give them a big, confident grin]
So I'll be here to support you both through anything! Call on me whenever, okay? I'll come running.
[and a glance over to matsu, knocking their heads together affectionately] And you know you've always got me, Matsu.
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He was the one who brought up the team name but he doesn't have any strong feelings about it, so sure... BEST TEAM IT IS!!! (it won't be)]
It'll be a pretty funny name if we end up losing.
[IT WON'T BE AS FUNNY AS THE OTHER ONE]
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Be a little more optimistic for us, Mr. Rang, please.
[Thank YOU.
He smiles gently at Buzen and Matsui as Buzen butchers their team name unintentionally.]
Thank you, Mr. Buzen.
[Haha…………]
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Anyway shortly after this happens, Matsui gets a text?? He'll pull out his phone to look it over while Rang rains fatalistic humor down on them all.]
Yes, thank you Buzen. [ONLY BUZEN get out of here RANG and co-conspirator D. But also his brow is furrowing...]
--When you selected the team name, did it say that the selection was permanent? Someone is asking. Perhaps she wanted the name for her own team.
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[that's not how that works. but he'll lean his head against matsu's at the question,]
Mm, I dunno - but if she wanted the name then she should've been a little faster. [teasing.... buzen you criminal]
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It's not that great of a name.
[rang saying things he'll regret very soon, he pulls his phone out though, curious]
Is it already on our profiles? [scrolling......................]
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D is looking from Matsui to Rang, brows furrowing. He glances briefly at Buzen who had put in their name, then looks back at Rang.......... Then just leans right over (he has to lean kind of far since he didn't sit close, so it's rather dramatic) in order to look at Rang's screen to see what the heck is going on.
Rang and D are about to learn true horror together in five seconds.]
Did it change?
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He isn't looking at the profiles yet but that's fine because Libby is letting him know the errors of their ways in realtime. He's quiet for a second after reading this latest text...]
Buzen...
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obliviously:]
Matsu?
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Rang looks at his phone, moving it closer so D can see the mistake of their life with him.]
Why is it BDSM.
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[He has to stare at this for a few moments to register what he thinks it says, not trusting his eyes or his brain for once. There's no way--no, yes. It--
It says BDSM Team.
Slowly, his hand rises to cover his mouth in mortification. He says something expletive, but it comes out in Chinese.]
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He just gently touches Buzen's hand and shows his phone, which is just Libby saying It has sexual implications.]
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buzen will look at matsui's phone and just blandly:]
Oh, that's probably embarrassing to some people, huh.
[WHILE NOT LOOKING EMBARRASSED AT ALL]
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[PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THEY'RE SOME CRAZY SEX DUNGEON TEAM -- well maybe not sex dungeon.... anyway
HE JUST POINTEDLY LOOKS AT D LIKE HE IS TO BLAME FOR BDSM BUZEN SEX DUNGEON]
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His hand falls away, though his expression is still horrified.]
It’s true, Mr. Rang is—
[WHY is he being looked at like this?!? He almost said Rang was right, only to be blamed.
The horror twists into indignation, and he gives Rang a look back.]
It’s not my fault!
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He texts something back and then reaches up to tug some of Buzen's hair. It's gentle, at least...]
Take more care next time.
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[he's tugged and then just laughing lightly about it, expression turning sheepish]
I could've sworn I got it in right... [don't believe him,] Mm, sorry for the trouble! If anyone asks, you can blame me - it's the truth, after all.
It's not like we blades know anything about that sort of thing... so people should drop it after they realize it's an accident, right?
[he's so generous and stupid]
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and anyway more importantly, NEXT TIME?? ARE THEY GONNA MAKE ANOTHER TEAM NAME?? NO]
There better not be a next time.
[imagine buzen just being in charge of submitting shit on their behalf from now on]
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It’s so funny how swift the annoyed glare he’s giving Rang melts away when he glances at Matsui and Buzen.
Unfortunately, Buzen is a sword and not a stinky human, so he cannot be mad at Buzen for the mishap. Hilarious.]
If there is a next time, we will help you. You did your best. Maybe it will work in our favor and people will be afraid of us.
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Buzen could get away with literal murder in this group though wow, hilarious. He doesn't believe people will be so forgiving and he will be proven RIGHT when everyone and their mom comes to roast him about his fuckin team name over the next couple of days, but it's fine.
He will gently smooth Buzen's hair down. To D:] I don't believe that's something to aim for... [He doesn't want people to be afraid of Buzen.......]
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anyway, leaning into Matsui’s touch]
Mm! I’ll wait for the group.
[next time :) ]
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Rang like I can sense the group dynamic of everyone supporting Buzen and I'll never be one of those people (for now).]
Our name is too stupid for anyone to be intimidated by it.
[except for maybe livio]
Better for everyone to underestimate us instead. We'll tell people Buzen made a mistake, and they'll think it's cute or whatever.
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He tuts at Rang's cynicism without looking at Rang for it. Honestly, Rang isn't wrong because initially, he was going to say this, but then he thought he would get a similar answer from Matsui that he already got.
Wow! There really are two petty haters on this team.]
It was a cute mistake. Well--maybe not the acronym, but.
[You know. He GUESSES he'll just be labeled a deviant.]
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It's a small mistake. [IS IT.] The important part is how we proceed from here.
[Can you imagine how terrible it'll be if they either get wiped out or win. BDSM TEAM is going to be posted somewhere for either and it's going to be a nightmare.]
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[and he'll glance over at D and Rang, assuming they'VE PUT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS WHOLE DISCUSSION BEHIND THEM!! IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE RIGHT truly his attention span is so tiny.
but he'll give them a big, confident grin]
So I'll be here to support you both through anything! Call on me whenever, okay? I'll come running.
[and a glance over to matsu, knocking their heads together affectionately] And you know you've always got me, Matsu.
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